Author by Night

He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.

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Where can I buy some grist?

February 21st, 2005
  

If a coffee mill grinds coffee and a pepper mill grinds pepper, does a windmill grind the wind?

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Etch-A-Sketch

February 20th, 2005
  

I think my mind must be like an Etch-A-Sketch because when I bend over and shake my head, I forget what I was thinking.

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Congress

February 19th, 2005
  

If chickens cluck
and bronco buck
what do senators do?

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Bring It Back

February 19th, 2005
  

My kids took my sanity.

They should bring it back because they aren’t using it.

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Dorothy was wrong

February 19th, 2005
  

Planes fly over the rainbow
Why oh why can’t I?

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