Author by Night

He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.

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The Person in My Body

February 17th, 2005
  

Why do I have to be nice to this person just because he’s living in my body?

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The better to see you with…

February 15th, 2005
  

I don’t wear glasses. I wear prisms. They help me read between the lines.

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Viagra

February 12th, 2005
  

You may have noticed I haven’t addressed the topic of Viagra.

Astute observation.

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Be Careful

February 11th, 2005
  

I bared my soul once.

Someone spanked it.

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Limited Supplies

January 10th, 2005
  

I wanted to knit an afghan, but we bombed the source and now supplies are hard to get.

Maybe I should get some china before that’s becomes hard to get too.

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