He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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I am painting my brain. My wife wants to do the trim. I was going to spray everything but nooooooo, that’s not neat and tidy.
It’s my brain!
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There is a silent double-U in answers.
That’s why I don’t trust them.
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maybepeoplewillpaycloserattentionifidontusethespacebar
I know you did. You can’t deny it.
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I’m beating my rugs today and I’m leaving the bodies in them.
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My sense of humor can be a bit rough.
Wear a cup.
You’ve been warned.
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