He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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Do you ever wonder if you are losing your mind?
Me neither. I was just checking.
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Asthma doesn’t have a ‘z’ and the ‘th’ is silent.
Webster is messing with us again. He must be stopped!
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PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WON’T SHIFT FOR ANYONE.
IF YOU DON’T SHIFT, YOUR CAR’S ENGINE WILL BLOW UP.
PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS HAVE BROKEN CARS.
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My mom said I was different as a child.
duh!
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I watched a Steven Wright video.
How long has he been doing documentaries?
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