I used to have a sense of humor before I lost my senses.

I also lost my sense of taste. I know because people say I am tasteless.

My sense of reality?

I told you already! Weren’t you listening?

I think I’ll start writing my journal in advance. That way I’ll have some control over what happens to me.

It’s a good idea, don’t you think?

I painted my house infrared and the shutters ultra-violet. The home owner’s association sent me a registered letter but couldn’t find me to deliver it.

We have had puppies, kittens and children.

From what I can tell, it takes longer to house train the children, but they live longer.

Unlike most dogs and cats, children all eventually run away, so you shouldn’t get too attached to them.

I bought digital windows for my house.

Their clarity is unbelievable.

I’m saving up for new digital plumbing next.