He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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Is the opposite of overheard, underheard?
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I’m not smiling. That’s a grimace.
It showed up when you did and will disappear when you leave.
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What do you put on fried gravy?
Mashed potatoes.
Duh!
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I like sushi, but I also eat boogers.
They’re about the same, but sushi costs more.
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You planted the wrong trees in my yard!
I wanted the kind with no leaves or branches.
That’s what I need to build my log cabin.
You never saw one with leaves and branches did you?
Those are called tree houses.
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