He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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A hand for each hand was planned for the world
Why don’t my fingers meet?
Millions of grains of sand in the world
Why such a lonely beach?
…because you live in the desert Tiny Tim!
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How do you frontate?
Con - against
Pro - for
Pre - before
Post - after
Confrontation - against frontating
Profrontation - for frontating
Prefrontation - what you do before you frontate
Postfrontation - what you do after you frontate
These are real words no matter what Webster says. He’s been lying to us for years!
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You cannot walk all over someone and keep them from looking up your dress at the same time.
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I already told you the truth.
Weren’t you listening or shall I write it in crayola for you?
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It’s not a law.
It’s an ordinance.
There is a difference. Look it up.
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