He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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Tailgaters are my servants.
I own them.
I control their emotions.
I control their destiny.
I abuse them and there is nothing they can do about it!
I only let them pass when they no longer amuse me.
If you are a tailgater, you owe me your tithes and offerings.
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Did you ever wake up at the crack of dawn and wonder who broke it?
More importantly, who’s going to fix it?
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The earth’s population expels 2.4 billion gallons of urine per day, enough to fill two olympic swimming pools per minute. Their dogs and cats expel 1.2 billion gallons.
Feel free to use that in a conversation some time.
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Capitulate v.
Something decent people don’t discuss in public.
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Our paths did not cross. You weren’t paying attention and ran into me.
What will the Judge say when He determines that you hit a pedestrian in the crosswalk?
Will you pay attention then?
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