Author by Night

He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.

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Don’t Underestimate The Issue

January 25th, 2007
  

It’s not that I don’t like you.

It’s so much more than that.

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Truth and Consequential

January 21st, 2007
  

If I cannot trust everything you say, you are considered inconsequential.

Well?

That’s what I thought.

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Feeling Insecure?

January 21st, 2007
  

I sense that you are insecure.

I assume you have many reasons to feel that way.

What are you doing about it?

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What’s Your Point?

October 13th, 2006
  

You call me misogynistic like it’s a bad thing.

What’s your point?  You’re a woman, aren’t you…?

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The Amazing Stupi-Zapper

September 8th, 2006
  

I have an awesome idea for a new invention. It would be installed on every phone. When someone says something “less than smart,” a device will send a jolt of electricity through their ears. In fact, the other party should have the option to press the button that sends the message.

They use shock therapy in mental institutions and that is what the world has become.

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