You don’t know who I am. You don’t even know who you are.  Your opinion of yourself is grossly inaccurate, so your opinion of me doesn’t matter.  Find a mirror and study it, then we’ll talk.

Goofy stuff is funny only if you know better.

Contrived, bizarre thought is used as a means of creative expression.
Naturally bizarre thoughts are a sign of a serious underlying problem.
Understanding and embracing bizarre thoughts is equally disturbing.

Now you are wondering if I am serious or not, aren’t you?

My thoughts were stacked in nice, neat piles. Then the brain dog ran through and scattered everything!

Now, I’ll never find that recipe.

We know "there remains no more sacrifice for sins" because the Bible says so, but what about the other sacrifices?

When were they rescinded?  I can’t find that verse.  You can’t either?

Ask your pastor.  If he references the "New Covenant" ask him to show you that verse and how it does away with the other offerings. 

If he starts talking fast and loud, you know he’s lying.

I have everything I need. I have a computer, an Internet connection and a pot of coffee.

Today, I will conquer the world!