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He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.

Wee Wee the People

May 31st, 2006
  

The earth’s population expels 2.4 billion gallons of urine per day, enough to fill two olympic swimming pools per minute.  Their dogs and cats expel 1.2 billion gallons.

Feel free to use that in a conversation some time.

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