He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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The earth’s population expels 2.4 billion gallons of urine per day, enough to fill two olympic swimming pools per minute. Their dogs and cats expel 1.2 billion gallons.
Feel free to use that in a conversation some time.
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Are you pleased with the way Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell speak for the Christian faith? (don’t make me give you examples)
If not, and you have kept silent, you might be held accountable.
If you see your brother sinning and you don’t say something about it, are you responsible?
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Asthma doesn’t have a ‘z’ and the ‘th’ is silent.
Webster is messing with us again. He must be stopped!
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PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WON’T SHIFT FOR ANYONE.
IF YOU DON’T SHIFT, YOUR CAR’S ENGINE WILL BLOW UP.
PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS HAVE BROKEN CARS.
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My mom said I was different as a child.
duh!
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