Goofy stuff is funny only if you know better.

Contrived, bizarre thought is used as a means of creative expression.
Naturally bizarre thoughts are a sign of a serious underlying problem.
Understanding and embracing bizarre thoughts is equally disturbing.

Now you are wondering if I am serious or not, aren’t you?

I started to say, “I don’t think about it” but I can’t remember what I don’t think about. If I say, “I don’t think about it” that would mean I just did, but I didn’t because I can’t remember. You know what I mean, don’t you? If so, don’t tell me because I’d rather not think about it, whatever it is.

Reverand Phillips was finished with his sermon but thought the flock could eat more so he preached another 10 minutes.

Ever see a sheep throw up? It isn’t pretty.

I do my part to protect your privacy.

I send email in a plain brown digital wrapper.

The only other people who will see it are those listed in your Outlook address book.

Dogs chew on underwear.

I tried it once. I wasn’t impressed.