He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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I have a full box of fragmented sentences.
Someday, I’m going to sit down and fix them all.
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My mom thinks I wrote this post about her.
I did, but there is nothing she can do about it.
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I will put your name and address on the Internet as soon as I find your house.
Then, we’ll discuss your paranoia.
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Webster is illiterate.
His wife, Merriam, writes the dictionary for him.
That’s why you never see him at a book signing at the bookstore.
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