Author by Night

He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.

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It’s the Dog’s Fault

January 18th, 2006
  

My thoughts were stacked in nice, neat piles. Then the brain dog ran through and scattered everything!

Now, I’ll never find that recipe.

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Not So Tough Choice

January 16th, 2006
  

If I were forced to choose between receiving love or respect,

I’d choose peanut butter. Skippy, to be exact.

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Lack of Faith

January 15th, 2006
  

Some Christians serve someone so weak, they don’t believe He can turn water into real wine.

You’re not one of those, are you?

If the one you serve is that ineffective, he’s probably not able to forgive you either, right?

What’s it gonna be Sparky? All or nothing?

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Apparently, there’s a limit

January 11th, 2006
  

The difference between a storm cellar and a bunker is how much ammunition you put in it.

That’s what the police said, anyway.

You learn something new everyday.

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It’s Your Turn

January 9th, 2006
  

We serve a G-d who expects us to grow. Are you?

Maybe it’s your turn to do something.

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