He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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To know me is to know me. Nothing more. Nothing Less.
You don’t know anything about me. Get over it!
If you judge me, your judgement is sinful and you know it.
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When I go duck hunting, I load my shotgun with bird food.
If I don’t hit the duck, he gets a free meal, but he has to eat fast because more food is on the way.
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Can you be charged with a crime for shooting a policeman with rubber bullets?
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How do you frontate?
Con - against
Pro - for
Pre - before
Post - after
Confrontation - against frontating
Profrontation - for frontating
Prefrontation - what you do before you frontate
Postfrontation - what you do after you frontate
These are real words no matter what Webster says. He’s been lying to us for years!
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I singe the hair in my nose.
It takes longer to grow back but sometimes the flame on my lighter is too high.
I hate that when it happens.
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