He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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A hand for each hand was planned for the world
Why don’t my fingers meet?
Millions of grains of sand in the world
Why such a lonely beach?
…because you live in the desert Tiny Tim!
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A church without a minister is unpastorized.
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The temperature of my brain is 98.6, but that’s without the windchill factor, which varies depending on how many windows I have open and how fast I am thinking.
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Certain things are clearly forbidden in the scriptures, but preaching against those things from a narrow perspective can elevate you to the office of judge, which is also forbidden. For example, according to the scriptures, a shirtlifter has no place in the Kingdom and neither does a hijda and discussing your sheriff’s badge is verboten. Don’t be a munga or go spare on someone who sees things differently than you or you might be sussed. If you don’t understand, then you are not current enough in your vocabulary to preach to anyone outside of your own comfortable western culture.
Read the full message here.
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I started a new business building and selling brain coffins.
They’re only sold in bars.
Go where the market is.
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