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He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.

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Sticky Face

December 18th, 2005
  

My face stuck, just like mom said it would.

I see yours did too.

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Kill Bill

December 16th, 2005
  

I took a picture of Bill Gates with me when I bought my pre-burial plan.
They promised to make me look like that when I die.

It cost me more but imagine the crowd that will be at my funeral!

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Flight in Winter

December 15th, 2005
  

Matthew 24:20
But pray ye that your flight be not in the winter, neither on the sabbath day:

Everything happened so fast that even those who thought they were prepared were taken by surprise. Some thought it was the end of the world. Others, the Great Tribulation. Most had no time to think, to react, to get away.

Flight in Winter is the story of one family’s journey through perilous times. Join them as they leverage their strengths and overcome their haunting weaknesses. See how long their love, faith and hope can last when stretched beyond their limits?

In this life, some will endure the unimaginable, but for how long?

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In Egg Shells Seas Day-Oh

December 15th, 2005
  

Most Christians don’t even know what "Egg Shells Seas Day-Oh" means but they sing it anyway because they are programmed to do so.

Hark, the herald angels sing, but what are all these egg shells about?

If you don’t know, quit singing the song.

The same goes for everything else in your Christian talk.

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Ladies Take Note

December 14th, 2005
  

It may be as easy to love a rich man as a poor one, but you won’t get to do the laundry.

Women, think about it before you go and do anything that will ruin your life.

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