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1001 Uses

December 26th, 2005
  

I’m writing a book entitled 1001 Uses for Ear Wax

  1. Birthday candles
  2. Shining your shoes
  3. Sealing the tops of jars of homemade jam
  4. Lubricating a sqeaky door hinge
  5. Preventing chapped lips

You’ll have to buy to book if you want more.

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