Wouldn’t it be cool if your fingers were flashlights?

Your nose would glow.

Dogs burp. Birds don’t.

Cats do, but they deny it.

I’m not sure about squirrels, but I think they do.

If you sit quietly in the woods, you might hear one.

I’m writing a book entitled 1001 Uses for Ear Wax

1. Birthday candles
2. Shining your shoes
3. Sealing the tops of jars of homemade jam
4. Lubricating a sqeaky door hinge
5. Preventing chapped lips

You’ll have to buy to book if you want more.

I had to change jobs. All of my blue collar shirts were in the wash.

I took a digital photo of my ex-wife. I resized it to where she was really small, then I deleted it. I feel much better now.