He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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Chewing backwards is the easy part.
Sneaking it onto your plate after it’s whole again takes finesse.
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D.B. Cooper jumped and was not because G-d took him.
It’s in there. Look it up for yourself.
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4 gills beer = 1 pint
2 pints = 1 quart
4 quarts = 1 gallon
9 gallons = 1 firkin
2 firkins = 1 kilderkin
3 kilderkins = 1 hogshead
2 hogsheads = 1 butt
Feel free to use this information in a conversation.
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I already told you the truth.
Weren’t you listening or shall I write it in crayola for you?
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Your mouse needs cleaning.
You know I am right. You just can’t figure out how I know.
It’s a trick. I checked it when you weren’t looking.
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