He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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You better ride with me. I don’t trust my driving and someone should be there to get help in case I have an accident.
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Remember when G-d said pork was unclean?
When did He change his mind?
Does that now mean the other things He declared as unclean are lawful for you, like sleeping with a corpse?
The Bible says your pastor is wrong.
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I let my mind wander.
It’s okay. My address and phone number is written on the collar in case it gets lost.
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I wear a mask when I drive.
Some people have cameras on their cell phones and they send your picture to the government.
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I laugh when Tupperware burps.
I can’t help it. It’s funny! 
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