He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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What smell? I don’t smell anything?
Oh THAT smell!
The brain dog got fart marks on my sofa and I’m burning them off.
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The earth is heaving and the pre-trib rapture spiritualists are scampering.
More than 176,000 people died in the earthquake and tsunami of December; an estimated 20,000 to 30,000 in the quake Saturday; perhaps 1,000 or more in Guatemalan landslides last week; more than 1,200 in Katrina.
Now, hail storms and rain are hampering relief efforts in the earthquake ravaged ares of Pakistan.
Do we want to talk about the many “wars and rumors of wars?”
This wasn’t supposed to happen until after the Great Tribulation, right?
Hmmmm…back to the KJV drawing board.
If you ain’t ready, you ain’t got much time to get ready.
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Excuse me. My brain is rebooting.
It’s hung up on the memory count part…
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Findings from a recent study have been released, showing that the average adult gets nearly 1,300 milligrams of antioxidants from coffee per day. Now, I’m not your average person, as my wife will attest, so I figure I get around 2500 milligrams of antioxidants from coffee each day. What can I say? I like coffee!
Google this for more information on the study.
Armed with this good news, I made another pot this morning just to make sure I was well protected. I wondered what I was protecting myself from and then it dawned on me. Metal rusts when it oxidizes. The antioxidants found in coffee must be protecting my guts from rusting. No one wants rusty guts, do they? I mean, if your guts are rusty, you will emit all kinds of groaning noises when you move just like the door on my car.
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I have lots of girls in my life and I love them all. Let me introduce them to you.
The Girls - These are a couple of my dogs. They are both girls, so I call them The Girls which makes sense when you think about it. We have another dog who is a girl, but she’s like Aunt Clara on Bewitched, so she’s too goofy to be one of the girls.
My Red-Headed Girlfriend - This is Annie, one of The Girls. She’s got reddish hair and I’m her favorite. Consequently, she’s my little red-headed girfriend, which also makes sense when you think about it.
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