Author by Night

He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.

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Broken English

October 23rd, 2005
  

When you think about it, we all speak in broken English.

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With Good Reason

October 22nd, 2005
  

Why would they view me as a threat? 

What could they have possibly done to me that might elicit retaliation?

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First You, Then Them

October 21st, 2005
  

To understand others, you must first understand yourself.

If you do not fully embrace your eternal position in Christ, you cannot respect others in Christ.

A profession of faith devoid of this prerequisite is meaningless lip service in the dialect of a goat.

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Conserving Rubber

October 21st, 2005
  

I’m going to trade my car for a motorcycle.

I take corners on two wheels anyway.

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They Don’t Get Along

October 19th, 2005
  

My wife has a sore throat from yelling at my brain dog all night.

He was barking at her brain cat.

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