He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
Subscribe to posts in a reader
Log in
Hold your breath and watch the flowers gasp for carbon monoxide.
They deserve it.
They take us for granted you know.
Category: Phffft | Comments Off | Print This Post
Beavers built a dam in my brain.
Now, sometimes my fingers get tingly.
Get me some dynamite.
Category: Phffft | Comments Off | Print This Post
My spell checker is out of suggestions. I win!!
Category: Phffft | Comments Off | Print This Post
The IRS destroys the lives of those who would otherwise fiercly support the country that grants asylum to that evil empire. They tear the flesh from the backs of the nation’s wounded, widows and orphans. They errode the economic fiber that that once made this a great nation.
The day may come when the urinals of life are flushed into the eternal lagoon and they shall become a forgotten dribble of piss that otherwise might have run down the leg of a gonorrheic goat.
At least, that’s what I’ve been told…
Imagine standing before G-d as an IRS agent, explaining what you did to His people. I don’t think He’ll be happy, do you?
Category: Dark Corners | Comments Off | Print This Post
If you are incapable of grasping the concept and reality of eternity, you cannot begin to serve an eternal G-d.
Category: Spiritual Stuff | Comments Off | Print This Post