Author by Night

He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.

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What Are The Odds?

September 9th, 2005
  

[[ Click This ]]

Nothing happened?

Yeah, I noticed the same thing. Weird, huh?

Don’t tell anyone, but I think the Internet is broken.

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My Beard’n is Lite

September 7th, 2005
  

I shaved off my beard.

Now I don’t have to use the doggie door.

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Diversion

September 7th, 2005
  

I threw trash all over my yard. It gives the dogs something to play with and the neighbors something to talk about.

No one suspects what I am building in my garage.

Trust me, you’ll know when I am finished.

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He’s Dead You Know

September 6th, 2005
  

King James is dead but his accent lives on. It is taught in seminaries.

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Floral Favoritism

September 5th, 2005
  

I watered my dried floral arrangement with H10.

I had leftover H, so I gave it to the real plants because I love them more.

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