He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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I changed the numbers on all the lockers at school, then told the janitor I lost my combination.
You have weird stuff!
I’m on my way to one of your classes to flunk a test.
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My wife hired Doctor Doolittle to decorate her brain.
He’s a sissy.
I hired Salvador Dali.
I have rubberband cats hanging from trees.
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Never use a propositional phrase at the end of a sentence.
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I’ve created a new breed of dogs. I take puppies and superglue their tails to their noses and sell them as Donut Dogs.
I’m going to be on David Letterman.
Or is that Jerry Springer?
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Matthew 19:29
And every one that hath forsaken houses, or brethren, or sisters, or father, or mother, or wife, or children, or lands, for my name’s sake, shall receive an hundredfold, and shall inherit everlasting life.
Did you hold anything back in your offering to the Lord?
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