Author by Night

He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.

Can’t Win

September 29th, 2005
  

I bought a dozen honor rolls and passed them out at school.

I got suspended.

So I bought a dozen pairs of suspenders and passed them out.

You can guess what happened.

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