I bought a dozen honor rolls and passed them out at school.

I got suspended.

So I bought a dozen pairs of suspenders and passed them out.

You can guess what happened.

For those who lack faith, when the possible becomes plausible, it becomes believable.

Those with faith believe the impossible is plausible.

chau·vin·ism  (shv-nzm)  n.

1. Militant devotion to and glorification of one’s country; fanatical patriotism.
2. Prejudiced belief in the superiority of one’s own gender, group, or kind: “the chauvinism… of making extraterrestrial life in our own image” (Henry S.F. Cooper, Jr.).

Am not!

Okay, maybe a little, but they started it!

B’sides, men are superior.  The Bible says so. 

Baptist preachers all talk with a Texas accent.

That’s where they make them, you know.

Homeland security is a 12-gauge and a mean dog.