Author by Night

He's a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He's a salesman by day and an author by night.

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Can’t Win

September 29th, 2005

I bought a dozen honor rolls and passed them out at school.

I got suspended.

So I bought a dozen pairs of suspenders and passed them out.

You can guess what happened.

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Considering the Possibilities

September 28th, 2005

For those who lack faith, when the possible becomes plausible, it becomes believable.

Those with faith believe the impossible is plausible.

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Chauvinism

September 28th, 2005

chau·vin·ism  (shv-nzm)  n.

  1. Militant devotion to and glorification of one’s country; fanatical patriotism.
  2. Prejudiced belief in the superiority of one’s own gender, group, or kind: “the chauvinism… of making extraterrestrial life in our own image” (Henry S.F. Cooper, Jr.).

Am not!

Okay, maybe a little, but they started it!

B’sides, men are superior.  The Bible says so. 

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Drawl

September 27th, 2005

Baptist preachers all talk with a Texas accent.

That’s where they make them, you know.

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Homeland Security

September 25th, 2005

Homeland security is a 12-gauge and a mean dog.

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