He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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I can play the French horn and sing at the same time.
But not the high notes.
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Some Christians won’t say the word fart, because they think it’s irreverant
but they say G-d like it doesn’t matter.
The word is a biological factual. The name is Holy.
You figure it out. :crazy:
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G-d keeps leaving messages.
Why don’t you return His calls?
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Attempting suicide is against the law.
Survivors will be prosecuted.
How stupid is that?
Thus far, no one has been prosecuted for committing suicide. You only break the law if you don’t die.
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So…you’re a feminist chick? I see. You know, the only people who like you are other feminist chicks. How’s that working for you so far?
By the way, get me a cup of coffee while you are up, would you sweetie?
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