Author by Night

He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.

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Where Did It Go?

August 30th, 2005
  

I got seven hours of sleep last night and I can’t remember where I put it.

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Oxymoron

August 30th, 2005
  

Oxymoron

If we break the word down, we understand it’s meaning.

Oxy - air
Moron - idiot

Oxymoron - idiot breathing your air.

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It Shows

August 30th, 2005
  

Do you care what G-d says?

It shows.

How much of the Bible have you read lately?

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Car Names - Part 2

August 29th, 2005
  

Some people drive BMWs because they can’t say big words like Ford.

Sad, isn’t it?

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No Cure

August 26th, 2005
  

You’re infected too you know. One of the symptoms is quoting me to your friends.

I’m not infected.

I’m a carrier.

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