Where Did It Go?
August 30th, 2005I got seven hours of sleep last night and I can’t remember where I put it.
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He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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I got seven hours of sleep last night and I can’t remember where I put it.
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Oxymoron
If we break the word down, we understand it’s meaning.
Oxy - air
Moron - idiot
Oxymoron - idiot breathing your air.
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Do you care what G-d says?
It shows.
How much of the Bible have you read lately?
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Some people drive BMWs because they can’t say big words like Ford.
Sad, isn’t it?
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You’re infected too you know. One of the symptoms is quoting me to your friends.
I’m not infected.
I’m a carrier.
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