He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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Do you think God likes feminist chicks?
I didn’t say love. I said like.
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2000 years ago, people left their churches to hear the Messiah.
Sadly, not much has changed.
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Iconoclastic - n. Someone who attacks that which is considered sacred
Idol-oclastic - n. Someone who attacks dolls.
Barbie is an idol worshipped by little girls.
G.I. Joe is a doll for sissy boys who are afraid of sticks and frogs.
That should clear things up.
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Why? Because they won’t straighten up!
And I’ll keep making fun of them until they do.
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schiz·o·phre·ni·a n.
1. Any of a group of psychotic disorders usually characterized by withdrawal from reality, illogical patterns of thinking, delusions, and hallucinations, and accompanied in varying degrees by other emotional, behavioral, or intellectual disturbances. Schizophrenia is associated with dopamine imbalances in the brain and defects of the frontal lobe and is caused by genetic, other biological, and psychosocial factors.
2. A situation or condition that results from the coexistence of disparate or antagonistic qualities, identities, or activities: the national schizophrenia that results from carrying out an unpopular war.
Am not!
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