Author by Night

He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.

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The B is Silent

July 11th, 2005
  

There is a silent B in debt.  

I don’t use a charge card because I am allergic to bees.

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Back to Boot Camp

July 11th, 2005
  

Most people’s efforts to defend their faith are based in fear because the defender lacks the bone-deep assurance of their faith and their relationship with G-d.

You cannot fight the good fight if you don’t believe in the cause.

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Made For Walking

July 11th, 2005
  

When I die, grind my bones and mix them with concrete.  Pour me into a sidewalk and let people continue to walk on me.

Be careful!  One day, when I have had enough, my hand will reach up and grab your ankle and I will pull you into a shallow grave.

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Sense Ability

July 11th, 2005
  

I can taste colors and hear dog thoughts.

That makes me special.

Now can I ride the short bus?

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Inadvertent Compliment

July 9th, 2005
  

A Christian told me the other day, “You’re intolerant!”

I looked him in the eye and said, “Yeah, and you’re not!”

He didn’t get it.

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