He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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I am the Most High Potentate. The Divine Ruler job was taken.
You can be one of my knaves if you want.
You’ll have to pay me homage, so bring me some when you come.
I like their furniture, don’t you? 
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Why do they call it a buggy when there is nothing wrong with it?
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Bumper Sticker on Balaam’s Ass:
Jawbones don’t kill people. People kill people.
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I write a lot of notes.
Someday I’ll have enough for a symphony.
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The next time you go to the casino, invite your pastor to go with you. If he goes, stop by a bar for a drink on the way home. Let everyone there know where you attend church.
If your gonna go, you may as well go all the way.
Sound like a plan? No?
Then forget it. Don’t go.
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