He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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If you drive a Mirage, how do you find it in a parking lot?
Mitsubishi wasn’t thinking, were they?
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I make extra coffee and reheat it the next day.
It gives me something to talk about.
I recommend doing this in case you have a slow day.
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I drilled holes in my muffler and put whistles in them.
Why is there a T is whistle? Isn’t that wasteful? Maybe Webster had some Ts left over and hid them in words. He’ll be back for them, I’m sure, then I’ll have to put something else in my muffler.
Or should I just leave it?
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Does G-d attend churches He doesn’t like?
Did you see Him Sunday?
Are you sure that was Him or a professional stuntman?
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View everything as though it were alive.
Think of the bumper stickers you’ll sell!
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