He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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A Baptist and a Pentecostal are walking through heaven… (more…)
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We bought a new horse.
Now I need quarters so I can ride it.
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I asked the doctor if he thought there was something wrong with my brain.
He made that <click> <click> noise out the side of his mouth and said, "Ooooh boy!"
What do you think he meant by that?
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When I get lost in the woods, I follow the rope tied to my leash to find my way home.
She takes good care of me. Yes she does!
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don’t follow your heart alone.
take your head along.
it will be wise company
get you out of truble
and keep you from hanging yourself
from a very tall tree
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