Author by Night

He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.

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The Difference One Letter Can Make

June 21st, 2005
  

Cemented - Demented D is one letter past C, which makes it better, right?

Then how come one word means sticked together and the other means coming apart?

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Inferior Complexities

June 21st, 2005
  

When you question a person’s statement, the author and his followers will mount a defense.

When you question their authority, they will mount an offense.

Sometimes the attack is cloaked with a smile or decorated with scriptures, but it is an attack nonetheless.

When someone feels inadequate, influence is more important than the truth.

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Color Coordinated

June 20th, 2005
  

I rub the colors off of butterfly’s wings.

Now my fingers match my brain.

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Graven Image?

June 19th, 2005
  

Is a stuffed animal a graven image if you love it?

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My New Song

June 19th, 2005
  

This is my new song.

Towboat rowboat I like jam
I’m not who I think I am
Next to me I love me most
Towboat rowboat where’s my toast?

Sing it with me!  Towboat rowboat I like jam…
You’re not singing!
What are you, a communist?!

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