He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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Pastors who pretend must be stopped. I asked G-d to do that for us. He said He would, but then a lot of churches would not be pastor-ized.
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Tylenol is supposed to be good for a brain tumor.
I took some, but it didn’t help.
I must have an extra-strength brain tumor.
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I think my brain dog has rabies.
That would explain the foam coming out of my ears, wouldn’t it?
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It is time for the spiritually strong to be revealed.
If you know you are right and someone says you are wrong, question their authority or that of their source, whether they wear a collar, a hat or a hood.
Comply only if their evidence withstands scrutiny.
Be sure you absolutely know what you are talking about before you open your mouth. Otherwise, someone should and will question your authority.
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You never really know someone until you wash their underwear.
You never really love them unless you keep doing it.
I don’t love me that much.
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