I am contemplating feet today.

I think people should have the feet of the animal they resemble most. My wife would have the feet of a cat. I would have the feet of a squirrel. A very large squirrel.

There are 4 square feet per water buffalo. Two triangle feet per duck.

I made that up about the water buffalo. The part about the duck is true.

There are 4 square feet per dining table.

The truth will set you free, but there are those who chose to perpetuate a lie rather than confront it.

…and the lie became doctrine. …and the G-d sent them to hell for it.