He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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I replaced my carpet pad with bubble wrap.
When I walk, I pretend people are shooting at me.
I have to take up my carpet every few days to let them reload.
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I lost a foot once. Turns out it was in my mouth the whole time.
I think I know where yours is…
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I have fingers on both hands!
How cool is that?!?!
Check yours!
Dude!
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Would your faith and testimony hold up under heavy cross-examination?
It better! There will be no plea bargain.
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My digital camera takes mental pictures. I upload them to my psychiatrist and he edits them for me. They never come back looking the same. I think he’s missing the Expression plugin.
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