He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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Implied authority is the catalyst for blind submission.
If you don’t know the difference then it doesn’t matter.
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Two customers walked in the store tonight.
Me: Welcome to blahblah, may I help you?
She: Where are your remnants? I thought this was a remnant store.
Me: No ma’am, that store is on Metcalf.
She: You have two remnant stores.
Me: No ma’am, just the one.
She: Yes you do! You have two!
Me: Okay.
Don’t upset the crazy people and they might not hurt you.
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Wrap your body in tinfoil today.
Scientists observed a geomagnetic storm on the sun that ranked 9 on the K-index, the highest rating possible. They are warning earthlings of the following:
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I’m going to get a goat and tell him all my secrets.
No one believes goats anyway.
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Clerics threaten holy war over alleged Quran desecrations
Sunday, May 15, 2005 Posted: 7:33 AM EDT (1133 GMT)
FAIZABAD, Afghanistan (Reuters) — A group of Afghan Muslim clerics have threatened to call for a holy war against the United States in three days unless it hands over military interrogators reported to have desecrated the Quran…. Cnn article
Muslim leaders are threatening war against those who do not respect their religion. If they come to your neighborhood to kill you, what will you do?
If you think this doesn’t affect you, maybe you aren’t as much of a spiritual threat as you should be, and if you aren’t, reading this message won’t change anything.
Sorry to bother you…
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