Author by Night

He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.

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At Work

May 26th, 2005
  

How can someone be at work?

Work is a verb.

You can’t be at a verb.

People are at work. That’s why nothing is getting done. Because they are at a verb and not a noun.

You work at a place of employment. See? It’s all so simple.

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They’re Messing With Me

May 25th, 2005
  

Sometimes when I’m talking, the words will disappear, change clothes and then reappear just to mess with me.

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The Haunting

May 24th, 2005
  

The quarry had ghosts.

It was haunted with mineral spirits.

It was no miner problem.

They had dug up the sins of the past.

This calls for boulder measures to be taken.

If news of this breaks, it could rock the world.

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Time is running out

May 23rd, 2005
  

You work for the IRS?

Repent and be saved!

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Outside the Box

May 22nd, 2005
  

I’m thinking outside the pine box

but just barely

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