He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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When you sniff, you are force feeding your brain what your nose doesn’t want.
Your brain deserves better. Give it to your mouth because that’s already nasty.
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I keep a picture of myself taped next to the mirror in my bathroom. That way, in the morning, I can tell if I have been kidnapped in the middle of the night and replaced with an imposter.
It’s happened before.
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Repository - Suppository, they’re about the same. It depends on what and how much you are putting in and where you are putting it. Either way, you are putting something somewhere.
Are those words related to repose and suppose?
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My brain mom said I had to clean my room. I didn’t want to throw this stuff away so I put it here.
Don’t tell her where I hide my stuff.
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If you are insane and get better, do you get outsane, unsane or exsane?
Inhale, outhale, unhale, exhale?
Who is Hale?
Stop Shouting!
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