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He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.

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Your slip is showing

April 25th, 2005
  

Do you look down on others because you are spiritually impotent?

Is that why?

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Well-Done

April 25th, 2005
  

I can’t be burned at the stake for heresy.

With the price of beef today, no one can afford it.

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{BOOM!}

April 25th, 2005
  

Some things that come out of me are flammable.

That can’t be good.

I found out by accident.

Do you know a good reupholsterer?

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Still waiting

April 24th, 2005
  

I paid attention once. He still owes me change.

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The Right Man for the Job

April 24th, 2005
  

With enemies like this…

Shoe Bomber

Duh

a leader like this…

Goofy

It’s nice to know we have the right man for the job.
He may look goofy at times, but he sure knows how to hurt the bad guys.

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