I had a friend who said he was a soldier of the cross.

Where do I sign up to be a sniper?

Both Statements sound stupid, don’t they?

I promise to stop saying stupid things if you will.

Soldier of the cross…what is that supposed to mean? |-|

The clever blaze a trail where the dreamer has already gone.

I would rather have one morsel of hope than a meal of satisfaction.

A perceived glimpse of a pearl is greater than the blinding reflection of a rhinestone.

A chicken screamed.
A white thing popped out.
Someone decided to eat it
and the omelet was born.

Okay, maybe he was wrong about the cow, but the chicken thing worked out.