Author by Night

He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.

Without Surgery

March 31st, 2005
  

I wanted a facelift, but didn’t want surgery so I used Preparation-H on my forehead.

I can’t blink.

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