He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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…and the brain dog cried.
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Don’t call me irreverant! I’m a pastor.
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Did you ever notice sometimes when your mind colors, it doesn’t stay in the lines? In fact, it doesn’t even stay on the paper.
That’s because your brain has no opposing thumbs.
Alzheimer’s n : a progressive form of presenile dementia that is similar to senile dementia except that it usually starts in the 40s or 50s; first symptoms are impaired memory which is followed by impaired thought and speech and finally complete helplessness
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I pick on the Baptists because, well, for one, they’re Baptists. 
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I used to be afraid of heights.
Now, I’m afraid of sea level.
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