He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.
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I forgot what I looked like so I looked in a mirror. When I saw someone else’s face there, I said, “No, that’s not him. He’s younger, taller and very handsome.” Still, the stranger stared back at me as if to say, “It’s just you and me now. What do you want to do?”
What happened to my face? Some stranger has it and I am afraid he will misuse it.
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Episodes of heightened awareness lasting more than four hours, although rare, may signal a problem and you should seek the advice of your physician.
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You know, a marshmallow will stick to the wall if you spit hard enough.
My wife is not amused.
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You think you know yourself?
Okay, draw me a picture of your molars.
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If I get a temporary tattoo, will I temporarily go to hell?
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