Author by Night

He's a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He's a salesman by day and an author by night.

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Without Surgery

March 31st, 2005

I wanted a facelift, but didn’t want surgery so I used Preparation-H on my forehead.

I can’t blink.

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It Can Happen

March 29th, 2005

My neighbor went swimming in his car and died from a stroke.

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Shuffleboard

March 29th, 2005

Shuffleboard would be more exciting if they replaced those sissy pucks with gerbils.

We’d give them little helmets and shoulder-ma-pads so they wouldn’t get hurt.

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Auto-tudes

March 28th, 2005

Cars have attitudes. Small cars have the worst attitudes because they have that small car complex. That’s why they’re more fun to hit.

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Train the Brain

March 28th, 2005

People who drink too much get a headache and now I know why.
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