Author by Night

He’s a policeman, a soldier, a programmer, a farmer, a murderer, a priest and a politician. He is anything that he wants to be. He’s a salesman by day and an author by night.

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Saving Time

February 25th, 2005
  

You don’t really want to say it.
I don’t really want to hear it.
Let’s save time and move on.

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Be-longing

February 24th, 2005
  

The word belonging should be two words, don’t you think?

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You can’t hear it

February 23rd, 2005
  

I can make thunder in my head by flexing my brain. I can hear it inside my ears. As far as I know, I am the only one who can do this.

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Imaginary Darts

February 22nd, 2005
  

Take a plastic tube to the mall and pretend to blow invisible darts at the shoppers.

Shoppers flinch but policemen don’t.

Try it. You’ll see.

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Where can I buy some grist?

February 21st, 2005
  

If a coffee mill grinds coffee and a pepper mill grinds pepper, does a windmill grind the wind?

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